Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Wilma got …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an electric toothbrush 🦷 a teaspoon 🥄 an egg 🥚 a straw a chopsticks 🥢 a fork 🍴 a screwdriver 🔩 a stiletto heel 👠 a garlic clove a pineapple 🍍

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