Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Wilma got …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a chopsticks 🥢 a garlic clove a glue stick a screwdriver 🔩 a meat skewer a bread roll a stiletto heel 👠 a fork 🍴 a hairbrush a straw

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