Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Wilma got …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a gerbil a bread roll an egg 🥚 a pineapple 🍍 a baguette 🥖 a coat hanger a straw a remote control a sharpie a screwdriver 🔩

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