Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Wilhelmina got …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a stiletto heel 👠 a garlic clove a salt grinder 🧂 a straw a gerbil a remote control a bread roll a pain au chocolat a butter knife 🍴 a cat biscuit 🙀

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