Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Wilhelmina got …

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a remote control a stiletto heel 👠 a fork 🍴 a straw a gerbil a bread roll a Lego minifigure a pineapple 🍍 a garlic clove a teaspoon 🥄

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