Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Wilhelmina got …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a remote control a stiletto heel 👠 a pineapple 🍍 a hairbrush a glue stick a salt grinder 🧂 a cat biscuit 🙀 a straw a butter knife 🍴 a pain au chocolat

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