Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Victoria got …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an electric toothbrush 🦷 a baguette 🥖 a chopsticks 🥢 a meat skewer a pineapple 🍍 a bread roll a screwdriver 🔩 a teaspoon 🥄 a glue stick a cat biscuit 🙀

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