Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Trudy got …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a coat hanger a banana 🍌 a straw a salt grinder 🧂 a baguette 🥖 a pineapple 🍍 a hairbrush a Lego minifigure a screwdriver 🔩 a cat biscuit 🙀

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