Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Trudy got …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a gerbil a lychee a screwdriver 🔩 a meat skewer a fork 🍴 a remote control a banana 🍌 a pineapple 🍍 a cheese grater 🧀 a cat biscuit 🙀

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