Sorry I'm late today

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My step-auntie Greta got …

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a cheese grater 🧀 a fork 🍴 a butter knife 🍴 an egg 🥚 a lychee a teaspoon 🥄 a coat hanger a glue stick a gerbil an espresso cup ☕️

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