Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Greta got …

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a salt grinder 🧂 a stiletto heel 👠 a butter knife 🍴 a coat hanger a lychee a sharpie a cheese grater 🧀 a glue stick a meat skewer a gerbil

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