Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Trisha got …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a baguette 🥖 a salt grinder 🧂 a banana 🍌 a Lego minifigure a lychee a glue stick a hairbrush a teaspoon 🥄 a remote control a cheese grater 🧀

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.