Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Trisha got …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an egg 🥚 a cheese grater 🧀 a pineapple 🍍 a screwdriver 🔩 a pain au chocolat a butter knife 🍴 a chopsticks 🥢 a dishwasher tablet an espresso cup ☕️ a glue stick

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