Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Sylvia got …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a stiletto heel 👠 a gerbil an electric toothbrush 🦷 a bread roll a fork 🍴 a meat skewer a sharpie a cat biscuit 🙀 a dishwasher tablet a pineapple 🍍

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