Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Sybil got …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a butter knife 🍴 a Lego minifigure a chopsticks 🥢 a remote control a bread roll an espresso cup ☕️ a dishwasher tablet a pain au chocolat a pineapple 🍍 a baguette 🥖

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