Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Lillian got …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a chopsticks 🥢 a gerbil a fork 🍴 a sharpie a hairbrush a cheese grater 🧀 a coat hanger a screwdriver 🔩 a cat biscuit 🙀 a baguette 🥖

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