Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Lillian got …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a butter knife 🍴 a fork 🍴 a pineapple 🍍 a gerbil a garlic clove an electric toothbrush 🦷 a glue stick a coat hanger a hairbrush a cheese grater 🧀

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