Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Lillian got …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a coat hanger a sharpie a garlic clove a butter knife 🍴 a stiletto heel 👠 an egg 🥚 a meat skewer a baguette 🥖 a lychee a bread roll

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