Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Lillian got …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a salt grinder 🧂 a cheese grater 🧀 a meat skewer a baguette 🥖 a pineapple 🍍 a straw a remote control a cat biscuit 🙀 a bread roll a dishwasher tablet

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