Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Kitty got …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a straw a hairbrush a salt grinder 🧂 a garlic clove a butter knife 🍴 a meat skewer an electric toothbrush 🦷 a baguette 🥖 a Lego minifigure a coat hanger

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