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My step-auntie Jemima got …

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a pineapple 🍍 a coat hanger a bread roll a Lego minifigure an electric toothbrush 🦷 a meat skewer a stiletto heel 👠 an espresso cup ☕️ a straw a cat biscuit 🙀

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