Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Jemima got …

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an espresso cup ☕️ a fork 🍴 a butter knife 🍴 a meat skewer a Lego minifigure a dishwasher tablet a chopsticks 🥢 a straw a garlic clove a hairbrush

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