Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Imogen got …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pineapple 🍍 a fork 🍴 a gerbil an electric toothbrush 🦷 an egg 🥚 a garlic clove a stiletto heel 👠 a sharpie a screwdriver 🔩 a Lego minifigure

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