Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Imogen got …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bread roll a garlic clove a teaspoon 🥄 a hairbrush a banana 🍌 a chopsticks 🥢 an egg 🥚 a sharpie a pineapple 🍍 a screwdriver 🔩

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