Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Hortense got …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a fork 🍴 a bread roll a cat biscuit 🙀 a cheese grater 🧀 a chopsticks 🥢 a stiletto heel 👠 a glue stick a pineapple 🍍 a remote control a dishwasher tablet

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