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My step-auntie Gwendolyn got …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an electric toothbrush 🦷 a glue stick a remote control a cheese grater 🧀 a sharpie a coat hanger a pain au chocolat an egg 🥚 a meat skewer a lychee

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