Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Gwendolyn got …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a butter knife 🍴 a bread roll a pineapple 🍍 a lychee a teaspoon 🥄 a fork 🍴 a garlic clove a stiletto heel 👠 an egg 🥚 a dishwasher tablet

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