Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Gwendolyn got …

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an electric toothbrush 🦷 a gerbil a Lego minifigure a pineapple 🍍 a baguette 🥖 a sharpie a remote control a chopsticks 🥢 a banana 🍌 a hairbrush

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