Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Gwendolyn got …

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a cat biscuit 🙀 a stiletto heel 👠 a pineapple 🍍 a fork 🍴 a straw a screwdriver 🔩 a remote control a banana 🍌 a baguette 🥖 a sharpie

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