Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Rose got …

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a glue stick an espresso cup ☕️ a cheese grater 🧀 a Lego minifigure a fork 🍴 a coat hanger a garlic clove a meat skewer an egg 🥚 a baguette 🥖

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