Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Rose got …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a screwdriver 🔩 a salt grinder 🧂 a coat hanger a straw a Lego minifigure a pineapple 🍍 a bread roll an electric toothbrush 🦷 an espresso cup ☕️ a banana 🍌

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