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Don't put that there

My step-auntie Fannie got …

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a pineapple 🍍 a butter knife 🍴 a fork 🍴 a meat skewer a remote control a garlic clove a stiletto heel 👠 an electric toothbrush 🦷 a cat biscuit 🙀 an egg 🥚

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