Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Elsa got …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an egg 🥚 a stiletto heel 👠 an espresso cup ☕️ a Lego minifigure a chopsticks 🥢 a fork 🍴 a hairbrush a bread roll a salt grinder 🧂 a screwdriver 🔩

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