Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Delilah got …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a salt grinder 🧂 a butter knife 🍴 an electric toothbrush 🦷 an egg 🥚 a coat hanger a glue stick an espresso cup ☕️ a sharpie a cat biscuit 🙀 a teaspoon 🥄

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