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My step-auntie Delilah got …

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a Lego minifigure an electric toothbrush 🦷 a dishwasher tablet a baguette 🥖 a cheese grater 🧀 an espresso cup ☕️ a cat biscuit 🙀 a banana 🍌 a pain au chocolat a glue stick

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