Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Delilah got …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a dishwasher tablet a meat skewer an espresso cup ☕️ a gerbil a cat biscuit 🙀 an egg 🥚 a salt grinder 🧂 a remote control a cheese grater 🧀 a stiletto heel 👠

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