Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Darla got …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a glue stick a sharpie a salt grinder 🧂 a baguette 🥖 a meat skewer a lychee a banana 🍌 a bread roll an electric toothbrush 🦷 a chopsticks 🥢

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