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My step-auntie Darla got …

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a Lego minifigure a remote control a fork 🍴 a glue stick a pain au chocolat an electric toothbrush 🦷 a cheese grater 🧀 an espresso cup ☕️ a garlic clove a stiletto heel 👠

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