Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Darla got …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an egg 🥚 a sharpie a lychee a chopsticks 🥢 a remote control a straw a screwdriver 🔩 an electric toothbrush 🦷 a meat skewer a teaspoon 🥄

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