Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Darla got …

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a gerbil an espresso cup ☕️ a pain au chocolat a stiletto heel 👠 a garlic clove a straw a screwdriver 🔩 a dishwasher tablet a glue stick a coat hanger

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