Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Darla got …

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an electric toothbrush 🦷 a gerbil a baguette 🥖 a dishwasher tablet a banana 🍌 a straw an espresso cup ☕️ a pain au chocolat a bread roll a glue stick

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