Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Darla got …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a gerbil a screwdriver 🔩 a pineapple 🍍 a remote control a straw a lychee a pain au chocolat a Lego minifigure a sharpie a stiletto heel 👠

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