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My step-auntie Clarabelle got …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a butter knife 🍴 an espresso cup ☕️ a coat hanger a pineapple 🍍 a sharpie a glue stick a screwdriver 🔩 a remote control an egg 🥚 a cheese grater 🧀

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