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My step-auntie Clarabelle got …

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a screwdriver 🔩 a gerbil a dishwasher tablet a chopsticks 🥢 an espresso cup ☕️ a banana 🍌 a Lego minifigure a glue stick a remote control an electric toothbrush 🦷

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