Sorry I'm late today
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My
step-auntie
Clarabelle
got
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a dishwasher tablet
a butter knife 🍴
a glue stick
a meat skewer
a remote control
a Lego minifigure
a baguette 🥖
a straw
a teaspoon 🥄
a salt grinder 🧂
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