Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Clarabelle got …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an electric toothbrush 🦷 a bread roll a teaspoon 🥄 a pineapple 🍍 a straw a dishwasher tablet a butter knife 🍴 a chopsticks 🥢 a cat biscuit 🙀 a gerbil

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.