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My step-auntie Cecilia got …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a teaspoon 🥄 a garlic clove a stiletto heel 👠 a cat biscuit 🙀 a straw a butter knife 🍴 a dishwasher tablet a cheese grater 🧀 a banana 🍌 a salt grinder 🧂

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