Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Cecilia got …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a remote control a straw an electric toothbrush 🦷 a bread roll a teaspoon 🥄 an egg 🥚 a cheese grater 🧀 a butter knife 🍴 a banana 🍌 a sharpie

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