Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Bridget got …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a salt grinder 🧂 a straw an espresso cup ☕️ a pain au chocolat a cat biscuit 🙀 a dishwasher tablet a bread roll a remote control a baguette 🥖 a teaspoon 🥄

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