Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Bridget got …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a coat hanger a teaspoon 🥄 a hairbrush a Lego minifigure a gerbil a stiletto heel 👠 a screwdriver 🔩 a chopsticks 🥢 a cheese grater 🧀 a lychee

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