Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Bridget got …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a dishwasher tablet a salt grinder 🧂 a lychee a pineapple 🍍 a banana 🍌 a teaspoon 🥄 a straw a glue stick a chopsticks 🥢 a butter knife 🍴

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