Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Bridget got …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pineapple 🍍 a fork 🍴 a teaspoon 🥄 a butter knife 🍴 a lychee a salt grinder 🧂 a glue stick a meat skewer a screwdriver 🔩 a chopsticks 🥢

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