Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Bridget got …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an egg 🥚 a coat hanger a garlic clove a screwdriver 🔩 a hairbrush a teaspoon 🥄 a meat skewer a fork 🍴 a bread roll an espresso cup ☕️

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