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My step-auntie Betsy got …

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a Lego minifigure an electric toothbrush 🦷 a cheese grater 🧀 a salt grinder 🧂 a dishwasher tablet a garlic clove a remote control a stiletto heel 👠 a glue stick a pineapple 🍍

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