Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Betsy got …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a meat skewer a chopsticks 🥢 a cheese grater 🧀 a bread roll a gerbil a pineapple 🍍 a butter knife 🍴 a straw a stiletto heel 👠 a remote control

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