Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Agatha got …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an espresso cup ☕️ a chopsticks 🥢 a meat skewer a pain au chocolat a dishwasher tablet a butter knife 🍴 a straw a screwdriver 🔩 a stiletto heel 👠 a pineapple 🍍

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