Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Adele got …

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a remote control an espresso cup ☕️ a salt grinder 🧂 a stiletto heel 👠 a cheese grater 🧀 a banana 🍌 a fork 🍴 a straw a meat skewer an electric toothbrush 🦷

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