Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Adele got …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a salt grinder 🧂 a chopsticks 🥢 a sharpie a pain au chocolat a baguette 🥖 a hairbrush a butter knife 🍴 a remote control a gerbil an espresso cup ☕️

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