Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Emily got …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a chopsticks 🥢 a remote control a pain au chocolat a butter knife 🍴 a salt grinder 🧂 a sharpie an egg 🥚 an electric toothbrush 🦷 a hairbrush a cheese grater 🧀

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