Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Emily got …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a fork 🍴 a pineapple 🍍 a sharpie an egg 🥚 an electric toothbrush 🦷 a salt grinder 🧂 a bread roll a straw a dishwasher tablet a banana 🍌

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