Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Emily got …

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an espresso cup ☕️ a fork 🍴 a sharpie a teaspoon 🥄 an electric toothbrush 🦷 a gerbil a screwdriver 🔩 a salt grinder 🧂 a remote control an egg 🥚

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