Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Emily got …

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a garlic clove an egg 🥚 a stiletto heel 👠 a pineapple 🍍 a cat biscuit 🙀 a sharpie a hairbrush a remote control a coat hanger an espresso cup ☕️

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