Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Emily got …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a chopsticks 🥢 a glue stick a teaspoon 🥄 a hairbrush an electric toothbrush 🦷 a sharpie a cat biscuit 🙀 a meat skewer a baguette 🥖 a lychee

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