Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Gertrude got …

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a remote control a coat hanger a Lego minifigure a stiletto heel 👠 a meat skewer a lychee a pineapple 🍍 an egg 🥚 a bread roll an espresso cup ☕️

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