Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Gertrude got …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a glue stick a fork 🍴 a banana 🍌 a gerbil a baguette 🥖 an egg 🥚 a coat hanger a screwdriver 🔩 a chopsticks 🥢 a stiletto heel 👠

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