Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Gertrude got …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a stiletto heel 👠 an espresso cup ☕️ a sharpie a banana 🍌 a straw a glue stick a butter knife 🍴 a cat biscuit 🙀 an electric toothbrush 🦷 a coat hanger

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