Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Gertrude got …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lychee a chopsticks 🥢 a garlic clove a fork 🍴 a butter knife 🍴 an egg 🥚 a pineapple 🍍 a stiletto heel 👠 a screwdriver 🔩 a meat skewer

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