Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Gertrude got …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a straw a salt grinder 🧂 a coat hanger a meat skewer a butter knife 🍴 a cat biscuit 🙀 a teaspoon 🥄 an espresso cup ☕️ a lychee a gerbil

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