Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-uncle got …

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a sharpie an egg 🥚 a cheese grater 🧀 an electric toothbrush 🦷 a Lego minifigure a pain au chocolat a dishwasher tablet a gerbil a chopsticks 🥢 a cat biscuit 🙀

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