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Don't put that there

My step-uncle got …

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an electric toothbrush 🦷 a sharpie a chopsticks 🥢 a banana 🍌 a stiletto heel 👠 a glue stick a lychee an egg 🥚 a butter knife 🍴 a baguette 🥖

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