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Don't put that there

My step-uncle got …

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a glue stick a Lego minifigure a screwdriver 🔩 a lychee a baguette 🥖 a meat skewer a pineapple 🍍 an egg 🥚 a dishwasher tablet a butter knife 🍴

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