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My step-uncle got …

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a teaspoon 🥄 a screwdriver 🔩 a pineapple 🍍 a pain au chocolat a cat biscuit 🙀 a glue stick an espresso cup ☕️ an electric toothbrush 🦷 a baguette 🥖 a butter knife 🍴

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