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My uncle got …

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a dishwasher tablet an electric toothbrush 🦷 a salt grinder 🧂 a gerbil a chopsticks 🥢 a garlic clove a stiletto heel 👠 a sharpie an egg 🥚 a butter knife 🍴

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