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Don't put that there

My uncle got …

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a screwdriver 🔩 an espresso cup ☕️ a stiletto heel 👠 a teaspoon 🥄 a dishwasher tablet a salt grinder 🧂 a fork 🍴 a pain au chocolat an electric toothbrush 🦷 a gerbil

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