Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My uncle got …

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a stiletto heel 👠 a garlic clove a glue stick a pineapple 🍍 a butter knife 🍴 an espresso cup ☕️ a screwdriver 🔩 a fork 🍴 a bread roll a cheese grater 🧀

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