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My aunt Doris got …

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a garlic clove a dishwasher tablet a pain au chocolat a teaspoon 🥄 a cheese grater 🧀 an espresso cup ☕️ a cat biscuit 🙀 a baguette 🥖 a pineapple 🍍 a screwdriver 🔩

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