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My aunt Virginia got …

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an egg 🥚 a fork 🍴 an espresso cup ☕️ an electric toothbrush 🦷 a dishwasher tablet a bread roll a baguette 🥖 a stiletto heel 👠 a pineapple 🍍 a Lego minifigure

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