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My aunt Wilhelmina got …

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a stiletto heel 👠 a hairbrush a teaspoon 🥄 a glue stick a cat biscuit 🙀 an electric toothbrush 🦷 a sharpie a banana 🍌 a pain au chocolat a chopsticks 🥢

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