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My aunt Trudy got …

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an espresso cup ☕️ a banana 🍌 a baguette 🥖 a stiletto heel 👠 a straw a butter knife 🍴 a teaspoon 🥄 a coat hanger a pain au chocolat a cheese grater 🧀

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