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My aunt Thelma got …

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a fork 🍴 an espresso cup ☕️ a stiletto heel 👠 a baguette 🥖 a salt grinder 🧂 a dishwasher tablet a pineapple 🍍 a screwdriver 🔩 a remote control a hairbrush

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