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My aunt Lillian got …

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a pain au chocolat a screwdriver 🔩 an electric toothbrush 🦷 a pineapple 🍍 a garlic clove a cat biscuit 🙀 a baguette 🥖 an egg 🥚 a straw a remote control

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