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My aunt Kitty got …

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a remote control a screwdriver 🔩 a Lego minifigure a cheese grater 🧀 a bread roll an espresso cup ☕️ a stiletto heel 👠 a salt grinder 🧂 a banana 🍌 an egg 🥚

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