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My aunt Jemima got …

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a fork 🍴 a chopsticks 🥢 a cat biscuit 🙀 a butter knife 🍴 a garlic clove a Lego minifigure a hairbrush a coat hanger a stiletto heel 👠 a meat skewer

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