Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My aunt Hortense got …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an egg 🥚 a screwdriver 🔩 a salt grinder 🧂 a pineapple 🍍 an electric toothbrush 🦷 a fork 🍴 a baguette 🥖 a butter knife 🍴 a Lego minifigure a sharpie

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.