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My aunt Hortense got …

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a teaspoon 🥄 a meat skewer a banana 🍌 a gerbil a butter knife 🍴 an espresso cup ☕️ a stiletto heel 👠 a salt grinder 🧂 an electric toothbrush 🦷 a straw

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