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My aunt Fannie got …

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an egg 🥚 a sharpie an electric toothbrush 🦷 a bread roll a baguette 🥖 a cat biscuit 🙀 a banana 🍌 a dishwasher tablet a chopsticks 🥢 a gerbil

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