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My aunt Clarabelle got …

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a bread roll a stiletto heel 👠 an electric toothbrush 🦷 a gerbil an espresso cup ☕️ a screwdriver 🔩 a Lego minifigure a fork 🍴 a garlic clove a cheese grater 🧀

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