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My aunt Clarabelle got …

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a lychee a hairbrush an espresso cup ☕️ a cheese grater 🧀 a chopsticks 🥢 a screwdriver 🔩 a stiletto heel 👠 a baguette 🥖 a pineapple 🍍 a sharpie

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