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My aunt Bridget got …

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an egg 🥚 an electric toothbrush 🦷 a glue stick an espresso cup ☕️ a remote control a cheese grater 🧀 a garlic clove a chopsticks 🥢 a butter knife 🍴 a meat skewer

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