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My aunt Betsy got …

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a bread roll a salt grinder 🧂 an espresso cup ☕️ a teaspoon 🥄 a Lego minifigure a fork 🍴 an egg 🥚 a banana 🍌 an electric toothbrush 🦷 a lychee

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