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My aunt Betsy got …

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a Lego minifigure a cheese grater 🧀 a coat hanger a pineapple 🍍 a cat biscuit 🙀 a gerbil a stiletto heel 👠 a chopsticks 🥢 a butter knife 🍴 a baguette 🥖

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