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My aunt Agatha got …

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a pineapple 🍍 a baguette 🥖 a chopsticks 🥢 an electric toothbrush 🦷 a dishwasher tablet a stiletto heel 👠 a cheese grater 🧀 a Lego minifigure a butter knife 🍴 a fork 🍴

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