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My aunt Adele got …

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a banana 🍌 a butter knife 🍴 a meat skewer a teaspoon 🥄 a straw a pain au chocolat an egg 🥚 a stiletto heel 👠 an electric toothbrush 🦷 a cat biscuit 🙀

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