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My aunt Emily got …

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a meat skewer an egg 🥚 a dishwasher tablet an espresso cup ☕️ a banana 🍌 a stiletto heel 👠 a gerbil a remote control a salt grinder 🧂 an electric toothbrush 🦷

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