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My aunt Emily got …

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a cheese grater 🧀 a salt grinder 🧂 an egg 🥚 a remote control a screwdriver 🔩 a teaspoon 🥄 a dishwasher tablet a hairbrush a stiletto heel 👠 a coat hanger

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