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My aunt Gertrude got …

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an espresso cup ☕️ a remote control a cat biscuit 🙀 a chopsticks 🥢 an electric toothbrush 🦷 a pineapple 🍍 a dishwasher tablet a straw a fork 🍴 a garlic clove

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