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My aunt Gertrude got …

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a pineapple 🍍 a glue stick an electric toothbrush 🦷 a screwdriver 🔩 a salt grinder 🧂 a meat skewer a butter knife 🍴 a banana 🍌 a cheese grater 🧀 a bread roll

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