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Bad maintenance
My train's
vestibule
laser
leaked all over
a Zimbabwean
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
policewoman
taxi driver
milkman
dentist
TV personality
bus driver
tramp
doctor
train driver
soldier
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Dan
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