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Bad maintenance
My train's
vestibule
pump
leaked all over
a Vietnamese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
bus driver
dentist
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milkman
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tramp
taxi driver
doctor
a spy
policewoman
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