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Bad maintenance
My train's
vestibule
pump
leaked all over
a Nigerian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
shepherd
policewoman
ticket inspector
farmer
train driver
man
taxi driver
woman
dentist
surgeon
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