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Bad maintenance
My train's
vestibule
swisher
leaked all over
a Marshallese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
taxi driver
tramp
policewoman
farmer
student
pilot
soldier
surgeon
man
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